Fire-eater

fire-eater@riseup.net is a recovering writer/student/activist living in Portland, OR.
He can be found on his day off muttering to his ducks anti-civilizational Blake and Milton passages in his garden and greenhouse.

Sep 23, 2009 9:27am
YOUR HOROSCOPE CAN TELL YOU HOW TO DEFEAT OBAMA & SOCIALIST HEALTHCARE!!! Aries the Ram March 21-April 19 Who can lead the charge to stop the liberals? You are a born leader and your keen intellect is your strongest asset, and when you use it wisely, you will be the happiest Nixon/Reagan standard-bearer around. You want to stop Socialism. You don’t want to see some Socialist run this country like some “community organizer”, either. Although you resent taking orders from others, try to remember that we are all working for the same cause, and that sound organization is a necessary evil. Try to staff your committee with Cancers, Aquarius, and Pisces. Let those under Capricorn, Scorpio, and your own sign have their own projects when possible. Expose the less capable with your keen mind. You share the creative sign of Aries with Ann Coulter, John Ashcroft, and Paul Wolfowitz. Taurus the Bull April 20-May 20 You are a straight-ticket conservative, very honest and you can be trusted with information and money. You will balance your books and stretch a dime farther than anyone else. You can keep the Friendster, MySpace, AOL, and email chains in order, too, but don’t let someone pile too much on. People will have a tendency to push your limitations because you are so capable. All will admire your patience and work ethic, but try to move a little faster if possible. That Town Hall or Tea Party is closer than you think!!! Watch out for the signs of Leo and Aquarius. They can be emotionally explosive when mixed with Taurus. If that happens, you can find comfort in a Pisces, a Scorpio or an Aries. You share Taurus with Joe Lieberman, Spiro Agnew, and Barry Goldwater. Gemini the Twins May 21- June 21 You, Gemini, are a natural spokesman for clean-cut America. You have a charming gift of conversation and a zest for fun that make you the life of any bible study group, bake sale, gun show or Minutemen Border Patrol meeting. Don’t let anyone tie you down to a dull project involving routine. Stand at the head of the crowd with a bullhorn, and speak clearly into the Fox News microphone when opportunities arise. You can win over Democrats and invade the Bayh/Clinton camp, and leave the rest of those leftist ‘regressives’ dead in the water on this legislation, as well as more to come in the future. You may have a long career in conservative leadership. One word of caution, however: pay attention when someone in charge says “no”. They have a clearer picture than you. Move, quickly, Gemini. Your promotional ability can win many new friends. On your telephone, at the beauty parlor, at the Elk’s and after church. Do it your way — the free way — and get your friends to turn out to town halls. Some may mistake your dual personality for insincerity, but nearly all in the Zodiac are drawn to you. Especially Libras, Aries, and Leo. Listen to Taurus. So would Donald Rumsfeld, Mitt Romney, and Oliver North. Cancer the Crab June 21- July 22 My goodness! Illegal immigration, socialized healthcare, and now Obama acting all racist? Time to get involved. Your good business senses can be useful to any campaign. It would be useful for you to take a job working closely with leadership, as you are so capable with small details. If you do, try not to take things too personally and remember not to take yourself too seriously. You can turn chaos into order in almost any situation, and your calming presence can sometimes be needed in heated debates about abortion and school prayer. Don’t let petty criticism and jostling for position get in the way of your creativity, however. You may not find total compatibility with with Aries or Libra, but Capricorns, Pisces, and Virgo will all appreciate your painstaking efforts. As would Mike Savage, Ayn Rand and Tom Delay, who all share the sign of Cancer. Leo the Lion July 22- August 21 Leo! Rawr! Turn on that charm of yours, and bring in dollars, votes and volunteers!!! It’s too late to feel sorry for yourself that they didn’t put you in charge! Anti-Socialist legislation needs you NOW!!! We need to stop these welfare slugs and lefties in their tracks, and if anyone can do it, it’s you. You need to be at every rally, every Tea Party and at every anti-collectivist event you can. You fear no one, you love everyone(except perhaps Taurus and Scorpio) and Aquarius, Libra and Virgo will be most receptive to your conservative, family-values message. Try to infiltrate the camp of the opposition, and talk to the opposite sex in the crowd. Then, show them with your steel-trap mind that you’re more than just good looks. Wow them with your speaking ability, your innate charm and win them over. You share this sign with Glenn Beck, Greta Van Susteren, and George H. W. Bush, Virgo the Virgin August 22- September 22 If you have an SUV, and some spare time(both of which you probably do), you are needed badly. You have the energy, the stamina, and you love to be active. Offer yourself where information is needed. Your healthy natural curiosity and unmatched memorization skills may well save the day. Don’t get bogged down in too many details, however, as you can and will get bored with mundane figures or tasks. Make an attempt to be social, pleasant, and try not to get into intellectual battles. Fill up that Escalade with your friends, and come to the latest tea party event or patriotic, Christian gathering and stop Obama!!! Be active! Get involved in church groups, conservative and anti-Democrat causes and be sure and take the NRA safety course before expressing your Second Amendment rights. Yes, you especially. You may feel like a loner at heart, but you can always use the sympathy of an Aquarius, or the exuberance of a Leo. You were born under the same sign as Dick Cheney, Katherine Harris, and Dana Perino. Libra the Scales September 23- October 22 It’s time to turn away from the loving details of your tasteful home and meticulously organized workshop or garage for a few important days and to join others like yourself who do not want to see this country fall to the Communists. You may want to express your Second Amendment rights at the rally, so select an appropriate sidearm(leave the AR-15 and SKS at home, you know very well carrying those in public is for militia nutjobs, and you’re a fine American), like your .357 Magnum or something pretty, like your engraved .44 Peacemaker John Wayne commemorative revolver. Remember to shine the rims on your truck, or get a manicure and tan. We want you looking proud, and feeling confident. Yes, bring all of your American flags. Don’t worry about saying much, or making signs or anything. Just stand and look proud to be there. We’ll take care of the rest. You are the same sign as John McCain, Trent Lott and Michelle Malkin. Scorpio the Scorpion October 23- November 21 If you have been waiting for the right time(and you probably have), now is your chance. Get involved, and jump in feet first. Your capabilities and natural abilities will take over. Excitement at being alive at a time when your country needs you to stand up for the Christian values of our founding fathers is great, isn’t it? You are the one that can convince people that Obama’s birth certificate isn’t real. You are the one that can make regular folks understand that Israel is actually an instrument for the international banking cartels and global control. You are the one who can make signs with swastikas, yell and scream that Obama is instituting death panels, and talk to folks about all of the things that you learned at that gun show, or your militia club. Take your message to the masses. Brandish your military grade firearms. Most folks are brainwashed by liberal Jew media, international bankers, Zionists and the NWO. If receptive, go ahead, read Genesis 6 and tell them about the Nephilim(Anunaki) and try to bring them to Jesus. You probably should create your own project, and stay out of too much committee, or teamwork-styled efforts, and if so, stick with people of your own sign. Aquarius and Leo are best to be avoided, as they won’t understand your methods. At all. Your opinions are much needed. If a war is to be waged, you will win it! You share the sign of Scorpio with Joe Wilson, Todd Palin and Erik Prince, CEO of Blackwater. Sagittarius the Bowman November 22- December 21 You have worked hard all your life for health insurance. Now someone wants to give it away? Hell, no. You would enjoy helping with the nuts ‘n bolts of the new Republican Party, yeah? We knew we could count on you. Your appreciation for timing and logistics makes you important in any well-thought out political process. You enjoy listening to the well reasoned business-savvy approach of Robert Novak and Sean Hannity. Get involved with the organizing. Collecting signatures, direct mail, and transportation to and from the Tea Party, conservative event or town hall for the old and infirm. Expressing traditional Republican values in the face of this off-the-cliff liberalism we face needs a sensible approach, an eye for details and your ability to understand the natural order of people, places and things. You probably have some investments you’ve been watching very closely. Protect them by rejecting socialism! With your good nature and your ability to handle a workload, you are always the straight shooter. You like to be on the move, and are apt to be a bit unconventional. Aquarius, Libra and Gemini will appreciate your frankness. Pisces, Leo and Virgo may not. Other straight shooters under your sign are Henry Kissinger, Milton Friedman. and David Rockefeller. Capricorn the Goat December 22- January 21 Please, Capricorn, cheer up! We know the lefty liberals have gotten to the presidency once again, but it’s only temporary. If anyone can devise plans to get people to show up at that NRA/Anti-Healthcare rally, it’s you, with that dazzling intellect of yours. You should excel at any assignment, so try to get in on the planning and steering committees. It would be a shame to waste your talents on trivia. We have our freedom to protect! You must resist the urge to predict, though you may be absolutely correct. Every conservative in real America must assume that the road back to the Constitution will be a hard one, and only won by tireless, united efforts. Free markets and a very limited government are worth it! Taurus, Gemini and Cancer will work happily with you, but you may find Virgo, Libra and Leo irritating. Ron Paul, William F. Buckley and Tucker Carlson. Aquarius the Water Bringer January 21- February 19 You have such a tremendous capacity for people — mostly your people — that it would be a shame to keep you in a phone bank or in the sticky planning of any of these events. You are needed in a big role, not leading necessarily, but just pinch-hitting wherever the need arises. Be aware that you can be in the way however, but your personality and your dedication to traditional conservative values will make you a pleasure to be around. The door-to-door committees could use your gracious charm, or maybe you could host speakers from out of town, or a Fox News camera crew. Wouldn’t that be fun? Your personal friends respect your opinion, and you may have great influence on their voting and political tendencies. Of course, you have already seen to that. You manage to get along with everyone, but don’t spend too much time working with Taurus or Leo. People under Aries, Gemini, and Capricorn should adore you. Get behind those Pisces and help in their projects! Abraham Lincoln, Dick Luger, and Ronald Reagan. Pisces the Fish February 20- March 20 You are the Brad Paisley of the Tea Party: conservative, all-American, but still sensitive and able to carry a tune. If you have developed your innate abilities, you should be out writing press releases, speeches and undertaking causes. There are many tasks you can do to stop the creep of socialism and expose the fascism of the Obama administration, as your talents are many. Resist the temptation to over-volunteer and take on more than you can handle to compensate. If you handle it well, you’ll discover what fun Tea Partying, rallying and demonstrating can be! It’s not just for gay hippies and liberal unions anymore!!! You could even assume a role in leadership, but unfortunately, not at this late date. Your timing is terrible. Work hard, resist your laziness, and get involved at your local libertarian and conservative groups under anyone but a Libra. They are much too critical of people born under your sign. Aquarius, Capricorn and Cancer will be most helpful, but you work most smoothly with Aries. Methodical activity will suit you and your handwriting and organization systems should be interesting, to say the least. Richard Nixon, Joe McCarthy, Pat Buchanan, and Karl Rove are all Pisceans. NO SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE!!! “They’ll pry my high health premiums from my cold, dead hands.” wds

YOUR HOROSCOPE CAN TELL YOU HOW TO DEFEAT OBAMA & SOCIALIST HEALTHCARE!!!


Aries the Ram March 21-April 19

Who can lead the charge to stop the liberals? You are a born leader and your keen intellect is your strongest asset, and when you use it wisely, you will be the happiest Nixon/Reagan standard-bearer around. You want to stop Socialism. You don’t want to see some Socialist run this country like some “community organizer”, either.

Although you resent taking orders from others, try to remember that we are all working for the same cause, and that sound organization is a necessary evil.

Try to staff your committee with Cancers, Aquarius, and Pisces. Let those under Capricorn, Scorpio, and your own sign have their own projects when possible. Expose the less capable with your keen mind. You share the creative sign of Aries with Ann Coulter, John Ashcroft, and Paul Wolfowitz.

Taurus the Bull April 20-May 20

You are a straight-ticket conservative, very honest and you can be trusted with information and money. You will balance your books and stretch a dime farther than anyone else. You can keep the Friendster, MySpace, AOL, and email chains in order, too, but don’t let someone pile too much on. People will have a tendency to push your limitations because you are so capable.

All will admire your patience and work ethic, but try to move a little faster if possible. That Town Hall or Tea Party is closer than you think!!!

Watch out for the signs of Leo and Aquarius. They can be emotionally explosive when mixed with Taurus. If that happens, you can find comfort in a Pisces, a Scorpio or an Aries. You share Taurus with Joe Lieberman, Spiro Agnew, and Barry Goldwater.

Gemini the Twins May 21- June 21

You, Gemini, are a natural spokesman for clean-cut America. You have a charming gift of conversation and a zest for fun that make you the life of any bible study group, bake sale, gun show or Minutemen Border Patrol meeting. Don’t let anyone tie you down to a dull project involving routine. Stand at the head of the crowd with a bullhorn, and speak clearly into the Fox News microphone when opportunities arise.

You can win over Democrats and invade the Bayh/Clinton camp, and leave the rest of those leftist ‘regressives’ dead in the water on this legislation, as well as more to come in the future. You may have a long career in conservative leadership. One word of caution, however: pay attention when someone in charge says “no”. They have a clearer picture than you.

Move, quickly, Gemini. Your promotional ability can win many new friends. On your telephone, at the beauty parlor, at the Elk’s and after church. Do it your way — the free way — and get your friends to turn out to town halls.

Some may mistake your dual personality for insincerity, but nearly all in the Zodiac are drawn to you. Especially Libras, Aries, and Leo. Listen to Taurus. So would Donald Rumsfeld, Mitt Romney, and Oliver North.

Cancer the Crab June 21- July 22

My goodness! Illegal immigration, socialized healthcare, and now Obama acting all racist? Time to get involved. Your good business senses can be useful to any campaign. It would be useful for you to take a job working closely with leadership, as you are so capable with small details. If you do, try not to take things too personally and remember not to take yourself too seriously.

You can turn chaos into order in almost any situation, and your calming presence can sometimes be needed in heated debates about abortion and school prayer. Don’t let petty criticism and jostling for position get in the way of your creativity, however.

You may not find total compatibility with with Aries or Libra, but Capricorns, Pisces, and Virgo will all appreciate your painstaking efforts. As would Mike Savage, Ayn Rand and Tom Delay, who all share the sign of Cancer.

Leo the Lion July 22- August 21

Leo! Rawr! Turn on that charm of yours, and bring in dollars, votes and volunteers!!! It’s too late to feel sorry for yourself that they didn’t put you in charge! Anti-Socialist legislation needs you NOW!!! We need to stop these welfare slugs and lefties in their tracks, and if anyone can do it, it’s you. You need to be at every rally, every Tea Party and at every anti-collectivist event you can.

You fear no one, you love everyone(except perhaps Taurus and Scorpio) and Aquarius, Libra and Virgo will be most receptive to your conservative, family-values message.

Try to infiltrate the camp of the opposition, and talk to the opposite sex in the crowd. Then, show them with your steel-trap mind that you’re more than just good looks. Wow them with your speaking ability, your innate charm and win them over. You share this sign with Glenn Beck, Greta Van Susteren, and George H. W. Bush,

Virgo the Virgin August 22- September 22

If you have an SUV, and some spare time(both of which you probably do), you are needed badly. You have the energy, the stamina, and you love to be active. Offer yourself where information is needed. Your healthy natural curiosity and unmatched memorization skills may well save the day. Don’t get bogged down in too many details, however, as you can and will get bored with mundane figures or tasks. Make an attempt to be social, pleasant, and try not to get into intellectual battles. Fill up that Escalade with your friends, and come to the latest tea party event or patriotic, Christian gathering and stop Obama!!!

Be active! Get involved in church groups, conservative and anti-Democrat causes and be sure and take the NRA safety course before expressing your Second Amendment rights. Yes, you especially.

You may feel like a loner at heart, but you can always use the sympathy of an Aquarius, or the exuberance of a Leo. You were born under the same sign as Dick Cheney, Katherine Harris, and Dana Perino.

Libra the Scales September 23- October 22

It’s time to turn away from the loving details of your tasteful home and meticulously organized workshop or garage for a few important days and to join others like yourself who do not want to see this country fall to the Communists.

You may want to express your Second Amendment rights at the rally, so select an appropriate sidearm(leave the AR-15 and SKS at home, you know very well carrying those in public is for militia nutjobs, and you’re a fine American), like your .357 Magnum or something pretty, like your engraved .44 Peacemaker John Wayne commemorative revolver. Remember to shine the rims on your truck, or get a manicure and tan. We want you looking proud, and feeling confident. Yes, bring all of your American flags.

Don’t worry about saying much, or making signs or anything. Just stand and look proud to be there. We’ll take care of the rest. You are the same sign as John McCain, Trent Lott and Michelle Malkin.

Scorpio the Scorpion October 23- November 21

If you have been waiting for the right time(and you probably have), now is your chance. Get involved, and jump in feet first. Your capabilities and natural abilities will take over. Excitement at being alive at a time when your country needs you to stand up for the Christian values of our founding fathers is great, isn’t it? You are the one that can convince people that Obama’s birth certificate isn’t real. You are the one that can make regular folks understand that Israel is actually an instrument for the international banking cartels and global control. You are the one who can make signs with swastikas, yell and scream that Obama is instituting death panels, and talk to folks about all of the things that you learned at that gun show, or your militia club. Take your message to the masses. Brandish your military grade firearms. Most folks are brainwashed by liberal Jew media, international bankers, Zionists and the NWO. If receptive, go ahead, read Genesis 6 and tell them about the Nephilim(Anunaki) and try to bring them to Jesus.

You probably should create your own project, and stay out of too much committee, or teamwork-styled efforts, and if so, stick with people of your own sign. Aquarius and Leo are best to be avoided, as they won’t understand your methods. At all.

Your opinions are much needed. If a war is to be waged, you will win it! You share the sign of Scorpio with Joe Wilson, Todd Palin and Erik Prince, CEO of Blackwater.

Sagittarius the Bowman November 22- December 21

You have worked hard all your life for health insurance. Now someone wants to give it away? Hell, no. You would enjoy helping with the nuts ‘n bolts of the new Republican Party, yeah? We knew we could count on you. Your appreciation for timing and logistics makes you important in any well-thought out political process. You enjoy listening to the well reasoned business-savvy approach of Robert Novak and Sean Hannity.

Get involved with the organizing. Collecting signatures, direct mail, and transportation to and from the Tea Party, conservative event or town hall for the old and infirm. Expressing traditional Republican values in the face of this off-the-cliff liberalism we face needs a sensible approach, an eye for details and your ability to understand the natural order of people, places and things. You probably have some investments you’ve been watching very closely. Protect them by rejecting socialism!

With your good nature and your ability to handle a workload, you are always the straight shooter. You like to be on the move, and are apt to be a bit unconventional. Aquarius, Libra and Gemini will appreciate your frankness. Pisces, Leo and Virgo may not. Other straight shooters under your sign are Henry Kissinger, Milton Friedman. and David Rockefeller.

Capricorn the Goat December 22- January 21

Please, Capricorn, cheer up! We know the lefty liberals have gotten to the presidency once again, but it’s only temporary. If anyone can devise plans to get people to show up at that NRA/Anti-Healthcare rally, it’s you, with that dazzling intellect of yours. You should excel at any assignment, so try to get in on the planning and steering committees. It would be a shame to waste your talents on trivia. We have our freedom to protect!

You must resist the urge to predict, though you may be absolutely correct. Every conservative in real America must assume that the road back to the Constitution will be a hard one, and only won by tireless, united efforts. Free markets and a very limited government are worth it!

Taurus, Gemini and Cancer will work happily with you, but you may find Virgo, Libra and Leo irritating. Ron Paul, William F. Buckley and Tucker Carlson.

Aquarius the Water Bringer January 21- February 19

You have such a tremendous capacity for people — mostly your people — that it would be a shame to keep you in a phone bank or in the sticky planning of any of these events. You are needed in a big role, not leading necessarily, but just pinch-hitting wherever the need arises. Be aware that you can be in the way however, but your personality and your dedication to traditional conservative values will make you a pleasure to be around.

The door-to-door committees could use your gracious charm, or maybe you could host speakers from out of town, or a Fox News camera crew. Wouldn’t that be fun?

Your personal friends respect your opinion, and you may have great influence on their voting and political tendencies. Of course, you have already seen to that. You manage to get along with everyone, but don’t spend too much time working with Taurus or Leo. People under Aries, Gemini, and Capricorn should adore you. Get behind those Pisces and help in their projects!
Abraham Lincoln, Dick Luger, and Ronald Reagan.

Pisces the Fish February 20- March 20

You are the Brad Paisley of the Tea Party: conservative, all-American, but still sensitive and able to carry a tune. If you have developed your innate abilities, you should be out writing press releases, speeches and undertaking causes. There are many tasks you can do to stop the creep of socialism and expose the fascism of the Obama administration, as your talents are many.

Resist the temptation to over-volunteer and take on more than you can handle to compensate. If you handle it well, you’ll discover what fun Tea Partying, rallying and demonstrating can be! It’s not just for gay hippies and liberal unions anymore!!! You could even assume a role in leadership, but unfortunately, not at this late date. Your timing is terrible.

Work hard, resist your laziness, and get involved at your local libertarian and conservative groups under anyone but a Libra. They are much too critical of people born under your sign. Aquarius, Capricorn and Cancer will be most helpful, but you work most smoothly with Aries. Methodical activity will suit you and your handwriting and organization systems should be interesting, to say the least. Richard Nixon, Joe McCarthy, Pat Buchanan, and Karl Rove are all Pisceans.

NO SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE!!!

“They’ll pry my high health premiums from my cold, dead hands.”


wds

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